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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via beyourownkinddofbeautiful)

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4, via beyourownkinddofbeautiful)

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

(via al0ne-in-the-niight)

cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

(via urainiumbombs)

"You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you."

- Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via scxndal)

(Source: rustyvoices, via rosecsf)

foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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(via urainiumbombs)

juniperolandia:

crustified-again:

what even are cats

YOU WOKE UP THE KITTY

(Source: lolgifs.net, via burn-baby-burn-miw)

"I’m driving myself insane and I have no one to blame but myself"