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breakfast-with-satan:

Chandler’s sarcasm is my favorite thing ever

(Source: theghostofgracekellly, via 1801milesawayfromhappiness)

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via pizza)

canadia-n:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via oliviainthepink)

uunq:

groupinou:

uunq:

CANADIANS: name every american state

Onbama

yes

(Source: mawiler, via thelegsthenoseandmrsrobinson)

exasperatingme:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

nahshaw:

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

the female mind is a very strange place.

No one’s denying it

(via ourcity-lights)

pixeflutters:

pixeflutters:

gangstatier:

anya-onymous:

According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.

Babies are rude and ignorant.

fuck babies

dont fuck babies

(via sorryimnotyourkindofp3rf3ct)

"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."

- ~ Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" {Hunting Season } (via spookymoonparty)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via sorryimnotyourkindofp3rf3ct)

wingedknightofmisha:

I love how Jared and Jensen are just trying to out-pose each other and then they finally look over and see Misha’s pose and they just lose it.

(Source: zachharyquinto, via priestly-winchested)

why would you want someone else to make the person you want happy? if you do want them than why don’t YOU try to keep them? I mean you already have them but if you really think ima leave they’d why don’t you do things that will get them to stay? why would you give someone else the satisfaction on having them when you want them AND ALREADY HAVE THEM!!!! that’s like having a pizza and worrying if some else is gonna eat it. don’t just leave the pizza and see if someone is gonna take it! you fucking eat your slice of pizza in front of everyone and show that it’s YOUR pizza!!!!